From 77 Sunset Strip
Posted on 06/12/2010 7:57:31 AM PDT by Michael van der Galien
You’ve been a Senator for Arizona since 1986 and you were just your party’s presidential nominee. You have high name recognition and are a military hero, yet you find yourself in a relatively tight race against a conservative talk show host who has long wanted to take you out. You’ll probably win, but you’re frightened by the rise of the Tea Party movement that is giving incumbents a judo-chop just as fierce as Austin Powers.
What do you do? You court the Snookie vote, stupid!
Here’s what went down. Snookie, the guidette from MTV’s The Jersey Shore who has a reputation for getting punched in the face, is ready to fist-pump the crap out of President Obama’s face for placing a 10 percent tax on tanning beds. Snookie, ever the political activist, is now refusing to use the beds.
She says:
“McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning, because he’s pale and he would probably want to be tan.”
McCain, a skin cancer survivor, replied Wednesday on Twitter, saying:
“u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama’s tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!”
Yes, that’s right. Senator John McCain and Snookie have joined forces. It’s an inspiring story of cross-generational, cross-cultural friendship and American success—because nothing shows the potential that exists in America than when someone in their early 20s who thinks Canada was one of the original 13 colonies ends up making $7,500 per club appearance and $10,000 per reality show episode.
(Excerpt) Read more at newsrealblog.com ...
McCain’t strikes again...
McCain depends on the ‘snookie’ vote, because no self respecting conservative will vote for him.
Listen Up! Great New Tune!
Flush the John! McCain’s Got to Go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJobkdeho88
ALSO: McCain campaign $$$ from private illegal alien detention centers.......
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2531931/posts?page=21#21
From 77 Sunset Strip
McCain lost us the election because he’s uninspiring to the base and a classic RINO. Ironically, he largely failed because of his own political pandering years past, and his McCain-Feingold bill on campaign spending, which he could hardly backpedal out of and gave Obama a huge advantage in campaign spending. McCain is an pro-amnesty politician on the national stage, but is now trying to reinvent himself as tough on illegal immigration that the issue has become so charged and he’s trying to win locally. He’s a liar. What Kerry is to the Democrats, McCain is to the Republicans. This man needs to move on - he needs to go.
“Sexy” Ewok ping!
McCain should adopt her then she and Meghan’s brains together would make a half person.
The tax starts on July 1st, right? So, at least Snooki has has some familiarity with what’s in the bill. I see that as a good thing.
While I was recently up at 3 in the morning with pain, I clicked on the show “Jersey Shore”.
The good news is that I was able to sleep finally. The bad news is the show gave me nightmares.
Good news for JD. I hope McCain keeps listening to his ding bat daughter who is probably telling him that he needs to court the Snookie vote. I’m sure that will go over real well in Arizona.
It will be the “progressive Snookie vote” right?
McCain is electable! With Snookie on his side, he obviously wants to shrink the government and restore the constitution.
It’s amazing. She comes out against 0bummercare and she gets trashed.
I see that snooki's wikipedia reference was modified on June 10th. I think someone probably added her commentary on Obama which was shown on Leno, then it was scrubbed a short while later.
Since Obama made fun of snooki at the White House Correspondent's dinner saying she, John Boehner, J-Woww, and The Situation would be exempt from the tanning tax, I think snooki should use her soapbox against the bummer all she wants.
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