When I was courting the other half and a cold winter wind was blowing, I'd stand upwind and say "I'll just stand here and break wind for you, maam." It always cracked her up.
37 posted on 07/21/2010 10:01:19 AM PDT by Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
