Posted on 07/30/2010 8:19:23 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Really needing a boost pings!
Hoping for a good show today the response to Gibbs ought to be “Must See TV”
bump!
bttt
thanks pauly_cy for the Gribbsism.
Thanks for the ping.
As I’m waiting for Rush to begin, I am reflecting on his BRILLIANT, stunning monologue yesterday towards the end of the show. He outlined how a country without God’s absolutes disintegrates into a coarse, amoral culture that does things like worship the environment and earth and insist that everyone ELSE do so too. He powerfully articulates my own thinking and conclusions.
Rush needs to get Herman Cain as his next guest speaker!!! Black and Proud and NOT AN OBAMA LOVER!!!
Hi, FRiend.
down to a wake-up.
Congrats.
President Barack Obama says the government will recover all the taxpayer money used to bail out the auto industry last year.
In an interview on the ABC daytime talk show “The View,” Obama said the auto industry “tells a good story” of his administration’s efforts to rescue the economy. He plans to highlight that story with stops at three auto plants over the next several days, including two stops in Michigan on Friday.
The White House released a report Thursday that says the failure to rescue GM and Chrysler would have led to the loss of nearly 1.1 million jobs. The auto industry has added 55,000 jobs in the year since the automotive bankruptcies, making it the strongest year of job growth in the industry since 1999.
(Excerpt) Read more at newsmax.com ...
Don’t need to remind me he’s going to town. Have to go downtown today and sure Barry will screw up traffic when ever we go.
Did Barney Frank or the pet gerbil come up with that number for him?
HAHA.
He’s paying homage to the teamsters.
Looks like i would go to jail for not complying...
Liberals love Ray LaHood because he is the type of Republican who wants government to control more of American life. When President Obama named him secretary of transportation, it was not so much an act of bipartisanship as an expression of ideological solidarity.
About a month into his tenure, LaHood told the Associated Press that the administration should consider taxing people for every mile they drive their car, a system that would require tracking people’s movements.
“We should look at the vehicular miles program where people are actually clocked on the number of miles that they traveled,” he said. “What I see this administration doing is this — thinking outside the box on how we fund our infrastructure in America.”
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...
Happy Friday! What’s going on?
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