[Kenny Bunk]

Michelle,(Secret Service Codename: “The Linebacker”) always the soul of tact, is leaving the back door open for Larry Sinclair. Although she did leave her Mother behind to keep an eye on Urkel.

[itssme]

Mystery solved! Michelle the Beard goes out of town on obummer’s birthday. Now we hear that obummer is going to Chicago to help Giannouleous win an election against RINO Mark Kirk. That's what obummer is telling us.

And....obummer will get to “see” gay old friends at his former hangout, a club called “Man's Country” located in a section of Chicago known as “Boys Town.” for obvious reasons. Google Man's Country to see the obummer/rahm connection with this club. Hey, Larry Sinclair and others, are you going to help obummer celebrate?

You betcha.