[FourPeas]

But hospital staff were not as impressed by his initiative and have reported the man on suspicion of arbitrary conduct for having used hospital equipment without authorization.

How dare he! </sarc>

[Mr. K]

" reported the man on suspicion of arbitrary conduct "

Huh? that's a crime?

[Dem Guard]

Geez, after hearing this story I might just go to a good
seamstress. They just charge 6 bucks to shorten a pair of pants, and I bet they would do a neater job than most emergency room hacks. ;-)

[bboop]

That’s it! How dare he make a decision for himself?!!