I predict zero interceptions for this guy. After all, he won’t touch the pigskin.
They’re made of leather, not pigskin. They never were made out of pigskin. Pigskin is a reference to the 19th century practice of using porcine bladders to hold air. The porcine bladders went the way of the dodo when it was replaced with vulcanized rubber. I don’t even watch football and I know this. I can’t believe that fans are unaware.