[hal ogen]

Does nhe also feel the same about

(a) my dog crapping on it
(b) using it as toilet paper
(c) shredding it
(d) laughing at it
(e) spitting on it
(f) using it to line the bird cage
(g) wrapping fish in it
(h) ignoring it
(i) owning a copy when you aren’t a moon-worshipper
(j) using it to hold doors open
...and so forth.

[PATRIOT1876]

*Does nhe also feel the same about

(a) my dog crapping on it
(b) using it as toilet paper
(c) shredding it
(d) laughing at it
(e) spitting on it
(f) using it to line the bird cage
(g) wrapping fish in it
(h) ignoring it
(i) owning a copy when you aren’t a moon-worshipper
(j) using it to hold doors open
...and so forth.*

Maybe the government will assign a worker to shadow each citizen like a “guardian angel (of Death)” to insure that none of us do anything that might be offensive to anyone in any country.

It would be like the government guy sent to the factory in Atlas Shrugged.

[Merlinator]

My birds don’t want that rag in their cages!

[henkster]

You forgot (k): using it as a roll of paper towels to wipe up bacon grease.

Very good use for the Koran.

[Steve Van Doorn]

(k) wrapping pork in it then stepping on it with your shoes.