Posted on 09/30/2010 8:28:51 PM PDT by Catsrus
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start talking like this.
1The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno
1America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno
: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien
What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno
What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! --Jimmy Fallon What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel
What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman
Those were pretty good.
this is a goody.
*******
Letterman, even? Wow. His own are starting to turn on him. Somebody put out the order. Even Rahm is ditching him for the greener pastures of...Chicago, where he can king.
It all makes me very uneasy.
These are pretty good, even the one from Letterman
Thanks...I needed that!
Are these real?
I have a hard time believing these Obama crotch sniffers said these. Particularly gap-toothed granpa (Letterman)
Yes, they are real.
“If I’ve lost Letterman I’ve lost the country.”
"The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate." -- Jay Leno
These jokes are all very funny! :)
STE=Q
Just the other night after watching the news I forgot to turn the tube off. Leno said something about Obama and his poll numbers I think. I chuckled at the time.
They are funny though.
These were sent by a very conservative friend who works in DC, and in the email, it included pix of the comedians along with the joke.
I don’t watch any of these shows, but, I know that Letterman has made some jokes about obama recently, so, yeah, I think they are real. Jay Leno spares no one -
They are directly quoted, so, be skeptical if you must, but, they are real.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.