[The Comedian]

My Viking Kitties are meaner than your Viking Kitties.

Now now, let's not have this turn into a Viking Kittie Measuring Exercize.

Somebody will end up stretching their Viking Kittie, and nobody likes a stretched-out Viking Kittie.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[TheOldLady]

My hero.