[Las Vegas Ron]

Oh, Auntie Matilda, quick pass the smelling salts!

Well, I for one will say nothing turns me off more than a hot Conservative woman who hasn't discovered a "Brazillian" and who is vocal in bed....

[Mr. Silverback]

I really loved the part where the guy said the lack of waxing was a turnoff. Yeah, you have a naked girl in your bed who looks like that and you’re turned off enough to roll over and go to sleep...sure, you aren’t gay or anything...