[The Comedian]

oters even rejected cutting the sales tax. No need to wait up for the final results. What a disappointment.

Time to cede Mass. to Mexico.

Adios, bitches.

I don't want her, you can have her, she's too gay for me...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[balls]

Brookline, one of the towns in Barney’s district, banned flying the American flag from residences a while ago. Since no other state would want this socialist cesspool, we should just take away voting rights from those in the town with dual citizenship who don’t believe in America First! (That’s a veiled reference to those with joint American/Israeli citizenship).