There are big global warming problems in Bermuda. We need 1 billion dollars to go down there and research the problem. :)
I hereby designate myself a climate change expert
and will sacrifice my valuable time to be paid
to go to Bermuda for a few months to study the climate
crisis that as we all know is rapidly unfolding there.
Please have someone pick me up at the Margueritaville
Airport at 5 PM sharp.
:-)