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Poway Grammy Winner Pens TSA Pat-Down Protest Song
NBC San Diego ^ | SoundDiego Staff

Posted on 11/20/2010 9:44:33 AM PST by stevevaus

Edited on 11/20/2010 10:04:34 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Grammy-winning musician Steve Vaus has used an Oceanside man's experience with airline security as inspiration for a new parody he released Friday, "Help You Make It to Your Flight."

Like the classic country song "Help Me Make It Through the Night" the song starts off romantic.
Take the ribbon from your hair Shake it loose and let it fall Then, it gets right into the sarcasm.
Leave your shoes right over there Now, get up against the wall I'll run my hands inside your thighs Up your legs and out of sight But you can trust the TSA To help you make it to your flight.

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All we needed was a parody song.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: airport; hillaryclinton; johnpistole; optout; security; stevevaus; tsa; tsapervs; tsascanners

1 posted on 11/20/2010 9:44:38 AM PST by stevevaus
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To: stevevaus

It’s a great song.


2 posted on 11/20/2010 10:18:39 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: stevevaus

I don’t care what’s right or wrong

Just so they don’t take my thong.

Ridicule .. When sarcasm doesn’t leave a dent.


3 posted on 11/20/2010 10:39:19 AM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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To: NormsRevenge
I love it. The TSA is so ripe for ridicule.

Here's Iowahawk's tribute.

4 posted on 11/20/2010 12:24:19 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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