Just'a good ol' boy
Never eatin' no ham.
Blows up all he ever saw
Been followin' Sharia law
Since he confessed to Islam.
Rantin' in mosques,
Planting land mines,
Someday our soldiers might get 'em
But the INS thinks he's just fine.
Makin' jihad
The only way he knows how
That's just a little bit more
Than the latest fatwa.
Love me some waylon this one was one of my favorites