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Posted on 12/02/2010 3:14:51 PM PST by xjcsa
WASHINGTON DC - Elusive Wikileaks founder Julian Assange made a rare public appearance today at the White House to accept his award as Great Satan Infidel of the Year for 2010. The annual prize, bestowed by the Zionist Crusader Club of Washington, honors "exemplary individual achievement in the humiliation of Islam and its holy prophet."
Award presenter Israel U.S. Americastein cited Assange for his "tireless efforts in creating and distributing over 15,000 blasphemous cartoon images of Mohammed, as well as single-handedly writing the Stuxnet virus that crippled Iran's nuclear program - all while defiling over 50 Muslim virgins."
In accepting the award - and its $25,000 prize package of cash, a West Bank settlement, and a lifetime supply of Palestine Blood hot dog buns - an emotional Assange expressed gratitude to other infidels whom he cited as inspiration.
"I am only here because I have stood on the shoulders of infidel giants," he said. "Gosh, where do I start? I'd like to thank Pope Alexander II and the whole Andalusia crew, the Knights Templar, Richard I, Pope Urban II, Menachem Begin, Crusader Bush, plus a special shout-out to my homies in the Elders of Zion."
Assange saved his biggest thanks for Salman Rushdie, the controversial author of The Satanic Verses who accompanied Assange to the awards ceremony held inside the White House Graven Image room.
"Lastly, I would like to thank Salman for his inspirational and blasphemous desecration of Allah's sacred word - which, I am proud to announce, Wikileaks has now secretly encrypted onto every computer shipped to Islamic lands," said Assange, placing his left foot mockingly atop the holy Qu'ran.
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I know it is posted at his blog, but this doesn’t sound like Iowahawk.
I think even Moose will identify this as satire.
That is, unless Assange truly does turn out to be a pan-iconoclast.
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Iowahawk is metaphorically pinning a target on Assange's back. It's the equivalent of taping a "kick me" note onto somebody's back without their knowledge, only it's more like an invitation to bloodthirsty jihadists to "kill me", by tweaking their hot buttons...
Yep. Iowahawk: when genius kills...
A little fatwa bait. What fun.
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