[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

I’ll be on the lookout for your neutral comments.

Here's one: Sarah Palin is neither good nor bad. She is simply a shade of gray, exactly between black and white.

[reasonisfaith]

That’s not bad. I think I’m getting it now.

Here, let me help you. I’ll think of another neutral statement for you to use, then I’ll answer it with my statement.

You: “If Sarah Palin was an atomic particle, she would have a rest mass of 1.6749286 x 10-27 kg.”

Me: “If Sarah Palin was a set of jumper cables, she could start your car just by lookin at it.”