No, no, no! You must get your mind right. LLSM (Lying Lame-Stream Media) lies, spin, and exaggerations about conservatives are just the simple truth. Truth about leftists exposed by the Right is a smear.
Try to keep it straight for the sake of Oceania. Big Wookie is watching you.
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How could I forget the four tenets:
War is Peace
Ignorance is Strength
Freedom is Slavery
Democrats are Patriots