If you can put your cock close enough to your face to put your eye out, you’re a remarkable man, and a braver man than I.
And you could go blind.
If you can put your cock close enough to your face to put your eye out, you’re a remarkable man, and a braver man than I.
Never mind. Don’t you remember kids being told not to masturbate or they would go blind?
Sounds like Jose must have read that limerick about the man from Nantucket, something lost in translation, tequila probably involved, tragedy ensued.