Neither do I, but if I had a choice between a dirty bomb going off in my neighborhood or a real nuke doing the same, there would be no contest.
I’d pick the nuke. I know where I’m going if one of those hits my neighborhood and I’m fine with it. Dirty bomb, not so much, messy awful business that I don’t want to deal with.
Do all your neighbors know where they're going if the nuke hits? You'd sacrifice their lives to avoid dealing with a mess?