That's a great idea. Why not rent a big oil tanker, put a Discovery Reality Film crew on board, call it "Bait Tanker"? You pretend to be a tanker from some Euro-gay country that easily pays ransom, pretend to try and outrun the pirates while drawing in as many as possible until the time is right.
Starts on Friday after Gold Rush!
Just tell Admiral Coco Puffs and his band of merry Sea Shepherds that the pirates are killing fish and eating them. I'd love to see Captain Mouthbreather of the Steve Irwin try to ram a pirate vessel like he did with the Japanese whalers.