Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Retired Brit tourists fought off Somali pirates with deckchairs
Daily Mail ^ | 5th May 2011

Posted on 05/06/2011 8:23:09 PM PDT by george76

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-42 next last

1 posted on 05/06/2011 8:23:13 PM PDT by george76
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: george76

Better not let Chuck Schumer find out about this. Deck Chair control would really hurt the Cruise Ship business.


2 posted on 05/06/2011 8:26:40 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (If Sarah Palin was President, you would have a job by now...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: george76

Never bring a gun to deck chair fight!


3 posted on 05/06/2011 8:27:09 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: george76

“terror struck just one week in, when the MSC Melody was off the coast of Somalia, a spot haunted by pirates”

So,they were surprised when the pirates showed up?

Perhaps they expected Al Gore or the Wicked Witch of the North.

At least they had prepared themselves with the latest in self defense deck chairs.


4 posted on 05/06/2011 8:29:32 PM PDT by TxDas (This above all, to thine ownself be true.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: george76

I honestly thought this was satire when I read the headline.

Somewhere, there is a Somali with a headwound having to explain to his buddies he got owned by a chair.


5 posted on 05/06/2011 8:30:23 PM PDT by Salvavida (The restoration of the U.S.A. starts with filling the pews at every Bible-believing church.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: george76
...when the MSC Melody was off the coast of Somalia, a spot haunted by pirates,...

What were they thinking? Off the coast of Somalia. That's like parking your car to listen to the radio and look at the stars while sitting in the middle of a ghetto in a big city.

6 posted on 05/06/2011 8:32:55 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono (My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: george76
Here's the latest in deck chair weaponry!

7 posted on 05/06/2011 8:33:30 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: george76

A luxury cruise sailing off the coast of Somalia? What could possibly go wrong? /rhetorical


8 posted on 05/06/2011 8:38:30 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (I asked the bartender for a bin Ladin, she said 'what's that? I said 'two shots then a splash.')
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: george76
Better off with a shotgun. God approves of shotguns. Really.

/johnny

9 posted on 05/06/2011 8:39:27 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: george76

Ever wonder what a CWIS would do to muzzie skiffs off Somalia? Shucks, SO DID THESE DRUNK RUSSIAN NAVY GUYS..!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG-T7N_mx9I

Enjoy!

Fair play and S.O.P.? YEAH RIGHT..!!!


10 posted on 05/06/2011 8:41:33 PM PDT by gaijin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Jack Hydrazine

Now, if her fellow Brits would fight Islamism as strongly in her homeland, all would be well.


11 posted on 05/06/2011 8:42:07 PM PDT by doc1019 (Palin/Bachmann, unbeatable.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Jack Hydrazine

“as they helped to beat off the outlaws”

Something, uh, got lost in the translation from British to American.....
I think those tourists were in no mood to offer the Somalis any spotted dick;)


12 posted on 05/06/2011 8:43:21 PM PDT by Frank_2001
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: george76
when the MSC Melody was off the coast of Somalia, a spot haunted by pirates,

that's like the German lady that jumped into the pool of the polar bear den at the zoo - and is surprised when she gets attacked.

13 posted on 05/06/2011 8:43:40 PM PDT by maine-iac7 (watch the otherhand)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: george76
All it would take on these ships is one armed guard - I do not get it
14 posted on 05/06/2011 8:45:21 PM PDT by maine-iac7 (watch the otherhand)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: george76

Clearly chairs need to be regulated.


15 posted on 05/06/2011 8:45:43 PM PDT by Flavius (What hopes for victory, Gaius Crastinus? What grounds for encouragement ?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Frank_2001

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Yeah, they beat off the outlaws and in return the outlaws ejaculated loudly with their AK-47s!


16 posted on 05/06/2011 8:48:33 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: Frank_2001

I dunno, Frank. Maybe that’s what’s wrong with these guys.


17 posted on 05/06/2011 8:49:43 PM PDT by Savage Beast (Truth is the first casualty of American journalism.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: george76

Real heroes. And a lot better to get hit with some shrapnel than to be captured by Somali pirates.


18 posted on 05/06/2011 9:00:13 PM PDT by Cicero
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: george76

Deck chair control now.

The full story at the link is worth the click to read btw


19 posted on 05/06/2011 9:12:38 PM PDT by BJungNan (Spend yesterday's money good, today's money ok. Never spend tomorrow's money)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Jack Hydrazine

That had never crossed my mind. Me thinks some of you are plowing far too deeply into these stories.


20 posted on 05/06/2011 9:17:41 PM PDT by BJungNan (Spend yesterday's money good, today's money ok. Never spend tomorrow's money)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-42 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson