[Mr. Bird]

He'd be better off going after a secular institution. The idea of compulsive co-ed housing is preposterous on its face, but compelling a Catholic institution in this regard is the highest level of farce.

[OnlyTurkeysHaveLeftWings]

Eh. I went to a private secular college, where the dorm rules were: No alcohol, no inter-gender visitation, no food that isn’t prepackaged and microwavable.

Which is a crock, so I just lived off-campus. I’m an adult. If I want to come home from a day full of classes followed by 8 hours of work, cook a decent meal, have a beer and hang out with friends, by God I’m gonna do it.