[Argus]

Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer?

Hey, I thought it was N-word Jim who was supposed to be the gay one.

"Come on back to the raft, Huck honey!"

[Mrs. Don-o]

Oh, Lordy. At first I thought you were joking. I should know better by now.

"Come Back to the Raft Ag'in, Huck Honey" (Link).

[Bob]

"Come on back to the raft, Huck honey!"

Brokeback River?