Posted on 07/15/2011 9:18:29 PM PDT by caper gal 1
PHOENIX - We hear a lot of complaints about security screeners groping airline passengers.
But now, a Colorado woman is accused of putting her hands on a TSA agent at Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix.
Court records show 61-year-old Yukari Mihamae grabbed the left breast of the female agent Thursday at the Terminal 4 checkpoint.
Police say she squeezed and twisted the agent's breast with both hands.
Officers say Mihamae admitted to the crime.
There's no word why she touched the agent.
Mihamae now faces a felony count of abuse.
According to court records, she lives in Longmont, Colorado and is self-employed.
give the lady a medal and let her go!
Tit for tat.
Citizens proactively checking for terrorists masquerading as TSA agents is a good thing.
Go, Yukari, GO!
Comply With Me*
(With deepest apologies to Sammy Cahn, Jimmy Van Heusen & Frank Sinatra)
Comply with me, before you fly away
Remove those shoes and take a cruise
Through my peekaboo X-ray
Comply with me, I’m your friendly TSA
Comply with me, you domestic coach class bums
If you opt out I’ll just give a shout
To my icy-handed chums
Comply with me, bend over here it comes
Once I get all up there where your hair is ticklish
I’ll just fish
Got my wish
Once I get all up there you’ll be squirming like an eel
You may squeal
At the feel
When we’re together
Proctology is such a lovely trade
I’ll show you love with my rubber glove
Try not to be afraid
I’d be a perfect gentleman, if you had just obeyed
Comply with me, I’m GS8 pay grade
Janet Napolitano says to spread ‘em wide
Have you tried Astro-glide?
Janet Napolitano knows your clothes are off
Head aloft
Turn it and cough
When we’re together
Don’t crack wise or I’ll ruin your whole day
Please don’t frown when I pat you down
It alerts the CIA
It’s perfectly legal practice except at Gitmo Bay
Comply with me, comply comply
Comply with me, obey, obey, obey!
Check out the security risks on that one! Yeah!
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/11/comply-with-me.html
An American Icon is born.
No jury in the US would convict her!
Can you imagine the humorous voir dire?
Yukari Mihamae is my hero. :-)
This is a woman that deserves a defense fund.
:)
Perfect! Good for her.
“There’s no word why she touched the agent.”
Well duh...
TSA agent gets a tiddy twister! ROTF!
So this woman is being charge for a felony for the same thing that TSA did to her - irony.
Fair is fair....
Awesome!
Good one. I’ll remember.
Love it.
You frisk older Korean lady at your peril!
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