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Passenger Gropes TSA Agent
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| July 15, 2011
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Posted on 07/15/2011 9:18:29 PM PDT by caper gal 1
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Nice variation on "Man Bites Dog".
To: caper gal 1
give the lady a medal and let her go!
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:20:48 PM PDT
by
Safrguns
To: caper gal 1
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:21:34 PM PDT
by
Psalm 144
(Voodoo Republicans: Don't read their lips - watch their hands.)
Citizens proactively checking for terrorists masquerading as TSA agents is a good thing.
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:21:56 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(*** Jesus ***)
To: caper gal 1
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:22:22 PM PDT
by
clintonh8r
(Member Emeritus of Vitriolics Anonymous.)
To: caper gal 1
Comply With Me*
(With deepest apologies to Sammy Cahn, Jimmy Van Heusen & Frank Sinatra)
Comply with me, before you fly away
Remove those shoes and take a cruise
Through my peekaboo X-ray
Comply with me, I’m your friendly TSA
Comply with me, you domestic coach class bums
If you opt out I’ll just give a shout
To my icy-handed chums
Comply with me, bend over here it comes
Once I get all up there where your hair is ticklish
I’ll just fish
Got my wish
Once I get all up there you’ll be squirming like an eel
You may squeal
At the feel
When we’re together
Proctology is such a lovely trade
I’ll show you love with my rubber glove
Try not to be afraid
I’d be a perfect gentleman, if you had just obeyed
Comply with me, I’m GS8 pay grade
Janet Napolitano says to spread ‘em wide
Have you tried Astro-glide?
Janet Napolitano knows your clothes are off
Head aloft
Turn it and cough
When we’re together
Don’t crack wise or I’ll ruin your whole day
Please don’t frown when I pat you down
It alerts the CIA
It’s perfectly legal practice except at Gitmo Bay
Comply with me, comply comply
Comply with me, obey, obey, obey!
Check out the security risks on that one! Yeah!
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/11/comply-with-me.html
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:23:18 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(I'll raise $2million for Gov. Sarah Palin. What'll you do?)
To: clintonh8r
An American Icon is born.
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:23:30 PM PDT
by
caper gal 1
(Rubio/West 2012)
To: caper gal 1
No jury in the US would convict her!
Can you imagine the humorous voir dire?
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:23:41 PM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(Democrats: debt, dependence and derision)
To: caper gal 1
Yukari Mihamae is my hero. :-)
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:24:02 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
To: caper gal 1
This is a woman that deserves a defense fund.
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:24:26 PM PDT
by
REDWOOD99
("Earth first! We can log the other planets later")
To: caper gal 1
Are you allowed to volunteer for jury duty?
:)
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:24:55 PM PDT
by
Ken H
To: Psalm 144
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:26:04 PM PDT
by
bgill
To: caper gal 1
“There’s no word why she touched the agent.”
Well duh...
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:26:14 PM PDT
by
babygene
(Figures don't lie, but liars can figure...)
To: caper gal 1
Heh!
TSA agent gets a tiddy twister! ROTF!
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:26:26 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: caper gal 1
So this woman is being charge for a felony for the same thing that TSA did to her - irony.
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:27:43 PM PDT
by
svcw
(democrats are liars, it's a given)
To: Allegra
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:28:09 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
To: caper gal 1
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:28:58 PM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Mr. Weiner...Don' t Tweet your meat. It's too late to delete!)
To: caper gal 1
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:29:38 PM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
To: caper gal 1
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:30:50 PM PDT
by
MileHi
( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
To: caper gal 1
You frisk older Korean lady at your peril!
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:32:38 PM PDT
by
Havisham
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