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To: BuddhaBrown

Ditto. :)


68 posted on 07/16/2011 9:59:55 PM PDT by REDWOOD99 ("Earth first! We can log the other planets later")
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To: REDWOOD99

Of course all these statistics and estimates will be moot come 2014 when Obamacare is fully imposed.

That is because each of us will be fitted, at taxpayer expense, with two USB (Universal Sexual Bus) ports. One for sending. One for receiving.

And fabulously fab, unicorns and rainbows... we will FINALLY ALL BE COMPATIBLE.

(Slutty people and men from Utah will need a router implant as well.)

And under the rules of Orrin Hatch’s “Can’t Touch Dis” amendment, government workers will be forced to locate at least one of the ports in that spot in the middle of your back that nobody but mosquitoes are able to reach. Otherwise, they would not have ANY time left to abuse the citizenry instead of themselves.


70 posted on 07/16/2011 10:30:38 PM PDT by BuddhaBrown (Path to enlightenment: Four right turns, then go straight until you see the Light!)
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