I'm sorry....I'd fire the guy. I don't want "stupid" working for me.
There certainly are... Hey, Bob! Scoop me up some lava, would ya'?
He was maneuvering to stick about a 1m long probe into a rivulet of
fairly fresh lava, and his overseer said "..and try to keep the probe
moving, or you'll never get it out, and they cost $XXX..."