[Cheetahcat]

“If it gets loose, The oceans will turn to whiskey, and we can stay drunk all the time!”

Only,If the Irish do not beat us too it!

[FredZarguna]

Finnegan and Flannigan were adrift in the ocean, when one of the wee folk appeared and granted Finnegan a single wish. Having been adrift for many days without water he said, "Well, I wish all of the ocean were Guinness Extra Stout."

Sure enough, the ocean was turned into stout, and the leprechaun disappeared in a flash.

"Finnegan, ye great lummox! Look what ye've dun!" Flannigan shouted in dismay, "Now we'll have to pee in the boat."