Posted on 08/15/2011 8:31:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Happy Monday.
Bye, Bye, T-Paw; we hardly knew ye.
Good Morning/afternoon, megaRushStartsMondayOffRightDittos!
My heart is breaking in two...NOT.
In.
Byron York asked Bachmann if she would be submissive to her husband. My take on that is that he reminded me of a little boy who just saw a little girl's panties, and he excitedly told the other little boys about it. Now, to be sure, a little boy might not know WHY he liked seeing the panties, he just did! Similarly, York may have liked asking the question. He may not have known exactly why he liked asking that question, but it doesn't matter, he simply liked asking it.
somebody needs to slap the crap out of one of the rude reports so they all get the message it’s a possibility to all......Chris Wallace needs as ass whippin YESTERDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gotta meet a hefer first.....lmao
CNN — Media bias? What media bias?
hell , include FOX too...their head is so far up Myth’s butt it’s sicknin
Take the Obama bus, and leave the economy-wrecking to us!
Is it just me, or did Wolf Blitzed sound a bit o-gasmic when mentioning Bush’s low poll number?
I have a question about those buses: Where did the USSS get the money for them? Did Congress approve it? If so, when? If not, where did the money come from?
The Public Option is already in 0bamacare. All 0bama has to do is activate it, and it's done. Doesn't matter if insurance clause is found unconstitutional or not. He recommended telling the House NOT TO FUND THE PUBLIC OPTION CLAUSE IN 0BAMACARE. SO CALL YOUR CONGRESSMEN.
Better yet, I say, elect a president who will do away with 0bamacare!
This is found in clause 1334, pgs. 97-100 of the 0bamacare bill.
I think the podcast will be up later.
Greetings all
We shall overspend....Sounds like a great idea for a for a Paul Shanklin parody....
How they claim this is “not campaign related” with a straight face is amazing. Is there ANYONE that believes he won’t be out attacking the Republicans at every stop?
Well, I want to know when and where the money for those buses came from.
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