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Texas Teen 'Vampire' Bites Stranger, Says He 'Needed to Feed'
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| August 17, 2011
Posted on 08/17/2011 5:53:59 AM PDT by topher
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
Would’ve been funnier to get some holy water and flick it on him.
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posted on
08/17/2011 6:21:17 AM PDT
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: topher
A .45 ACP between the eyes would stop his “need to feed, permanently.”
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posted on
08/17/2011 6:22:36 AM PDT
by
flatfish
To: topher
Only Buffy can save us now ...
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posted on
08/17/2011 6:23:19 AM PDT
by
Scythian
To: Mich Patriot
Looks like someone is spending way too much time in Mom & Dad's basement watching Twilight and True Blood, and playing Dungeons & Dragons. Getting a job and supporting yourself has a way of curing these types of delusions.
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posted on
08/17/2011 6:24:13 AM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: topher
If they have a library in Hooterville, Mayberry, Bedford Falls or Grover’s Corners — they have by now a whole bookcase dedicated to vampire fiction.
The guy may well have been a mental case without it, but he also could have been reading the Bible instead, and been improved. It’s been known to happen. Just not with vampire fiction.
To: Perdogg
Amen to that...
As for the dork in the main article, drive a stake through his heart and cut off his head.
Just in case...
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posted on
08/17/2011 6:27:36 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.)
To: Perdogg
Well... okay. I suppose she can suck my blood...
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posted on
08/17/2011 6:30:18 AM PDT
by
rarestia
(It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
To: topher
Try it with THIS girl, moron...
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posted on
08/17/2011 6:30:21 AM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
To: Mich Patriot
what a wanker,he would look even better if the victim had given him a 45 cal lobotomy
To: Scythian
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posted on
08/17/2011 6:31:07 AM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
To: topher
If I looked like this dork I’d want mirrors not to work too.
To: Opinionated Blowhard
A clear case of “Daddy doesn’t pay enough attention to me so I’m going to become a self-centered attention whore”.
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posted on
08/17/2011 6:40:07 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: Lady Lucky
The guy may well have been a mental case without it, but he also could have been reading the Bible instead, and been improved. Or he would have been just as nutty, but thinking all his neighbors were Amalekites who needed to be smited.
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posted on
08/17/2011 6:40:30 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(The Repubs and Dems are arguing whether to pour 9 or 10 buckets of gasoline on a burning house.)
To: topher
I’d stand in line for a week to
kick this effing idiot in the ass.
To: topher
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posted on
08/17/2011 6:52:43 AM PDT
by
StayoutdaBushesWay
(Every man dies, but not every man really lives.)
To: KarlInOhio
Yeah but the Bible has better odds.
To: topher
Nothing that a good caning wouldn’t cure.....
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posted on
08/17/2011 6:55:04 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(Obama couldn't run a lemonade stand. Let him eat peas!)
To: topher
(with apologies to the late Warren Zevon)
I saw a dumbass with a stupid look upon his face,
Walkin’ through the streets of Galveston in this heat.
He was lookin for a place to break in to,
gonna bite down on someone’s vein.
Chorus:
Aaahoo, dumbasses of Texas
Aaahoo(2x)
Ya hear him pullin’ the knob of your kitchen door,
Ya better not let him in.
Little old lady got chewed on late last night,
Dumbasses of Texas again.
Chorus 2x
He’s the really stupid guy, never heard of ‘Castle Law’,
Lately he’s been spotted up in Beaumont.
You better stay away from him, stupid might be contagious.
Huh, he’s gonna end up in prison.
Chorus 2x
Well, I saw Joe Biden walkin’ with Obama,
doing the dumbasses of Washington.
I saw Joe Biden walkin’ with Obama, again,
doing the dumbasses of Washington.
I saw Wolf Blitzer drinkin’ a Mocha Grande at Starbucks,
And his hair was perfect. Uh.
Ahhhooooo, dumbasses of America.
Vote dem.
To: topher
Let's see this asshat try biting someone after all his teeth have been shoved down his throat.
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posted on
08/17/2011 7:17:56 AM PDT
by
Joe Brower
(Sheep have three speeds: "graze", "stampede" and "cower".)
To: topher
held on a charge of burglary with intent to commit assault Should be attempted murder.
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posted on
08/17/2011 7:20:18 AM PDT
by
bgill
(just getting tagline ready for 6 months after you vote in Perry - Tried to warn you he's a RINO.)
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