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1 posted on 08/23/2011 9:28:09 AM PDT by Para-Ord.45
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Why doesn’t this ever happen to Justin Upton?


2 posted on 08/23/2011 9:31:51 AM PDT by skeeter
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I suppose moth balls could plug up an ear.


3 posted on 08/23/2011 9:33:08 AM PDT by crosshairs (If Sharia Law becomes the law of the land, heads are gonna roll.)
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That was an act of cruelty on the part of Holliday! the moth was just looking for a warm home. Remember what happened to that pitcher that beaned that bird? Whew! Look out for the PETA nuts to go (more) crazy.


4 posted on 08/23/2011 9:37:14 AM PDT by Obadiah (November 6, 2012 -- The date of the next great American Revolution!)
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Actually Carpenter didn’t leave the game due to the moth. The moth was removed in the 8th inning. He faced one batter in the 9th and when he hit the batter he was removed for a reliever.


5 posted on 08/23/2011 9:40:02 AM PDT by SageofRugby
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They reported this this morning and went into some detail. They first got a lamp and tried to lure it out that way; ended up pulling it out with an ‘implement’ lol. I see they used tweezers. and..it was still alive.

Reminds me of a Twilight Zone I saw (I think it was TZ) anyway this man was captured by an enemy and they tortured him by inserting a worm in his ear telling him that no human being had ever lived after because the worm ‘eats’ its way through the brain and exits out the other ear. IIRC they told him if he lived they would release him. Long story short: through days of the torture of this worm eating through..it exited and the guy was still alive. Of course he celebrated! But he kept getting headaches and went to the doctor and he told him that the good news was that yes indeed he was the first human to live through that experience. The bad news? It was a female and she layed eggs. :O


6 posted on 08/23/2011 9:43:16 AM PDT by Outlaw Woman (Palin/Perry 2012)
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My grandmother got a moth in ear, she said it was pretty excruciating, like galloping horses right on your ear drum.

Freegards


7 posted on 08/23/2011 9:48:18 AM PDT by Ransomed
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So did a PETA representative make a visit to ensure the safety of the moth?


12 posted on 08/23/2011 10:05:58 AM PDT by lado
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Wouldn’t have happened in Denver Matt.


14 posted on 08/23/2011 10:19:40 AM PDT by mad puppy (Obama Care is a 'Giffen Good'.)
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15 posted on 08/23/2011 10:21:29 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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This happened to me a few years back.

It drove me nuts. It was alive and fluttering. Itchy and ticklish at the same time. I was banging my head on the wall, yelling and even tried the vacuum cleaner. No help.

I was panicking because my brain is 90% army surplus wool and I think he was eating it. I was afraid if he kept eating, I’d end up voting Democrat.

Anyway, my wife quickly Asked Jeeves and the fix was baby oil.

Lay on your side, put in some oil, and it will die and float into reach. Immediately, in my case.

I think we killed it in time, I have not voted Left or anything. However, I caught myself coveting a few times since then... so, we’re keeping an eye on it. If that feeling develops into an economic policy... I’m committing myself.


18 posted on 08/23/2011 10:29:45 AM PDT by BuddhaBrown (Path to enlightenment: Four right turns, then go straight until you see the Light!)
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When asked for a comment on the moth, Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa set down his bottle of Everclear on the desk in front of him and accused the Milwaukee Brewers of making the scoreboard lighting at Busch Stadium brighter and causing the insect invasion.


21 posted on 08/23/2011 10:36:26 AM PDT by Sideshow Bob
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I just hate it when this happens. It bugs the hell out of me!


23 posted on 08/23/2011 10:46:35 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud dad of an Army Soldier currently deployed in the Valley of Death, Afghanistan)
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Sorry my html sucks, red x is best i could ever do


29 posted on 08/23/2011 11:16:10 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Herbert Hoover never allowed US Bonds to drop below AAA rating.)
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My mother always said my ears were so dirty I could grow potatoes in them. I would always tell her that that's the only way to keep the moths out.......

I wish she were still alive so that I could finally prove my point.

30 posted on 08/23/2011 11:22:44 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (FREE YOUR BREASTS! FREE YOUR MIND!)
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