[maggief]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029307/Michelle-Obama-shows-President-tiny-purple-bike-shorts-Marthas-Vineyard.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Michelle Obama shows up her husband in tiny purple bike shorts as the President lags behind in jeans

REUTERS

[Cincinna]

Tiny? Is that a British euphemism for lard a$$?
Michelle-Antoinette to Barry: “Does this bike make my a$$ look fat?”