“Uh, hello, Mr Tea Party official, this is Michele Bachmann, and I’m hoping to speak at the same rally Sarah Palin is scheduled for, now that you’ve gotten that interloping third person out of the way. And unlike either Sarah or Christine, I am an officially announced candidate for President of the United States, and furthermore, I was born in Iowa.”
Now THAT would make the original brouhaha look like a genteel garden party...
I can see that happening. It may yet.