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Old Bill must have forgotten that long lost piece of valuable rock.....Maybe a "retirement fund" he was saving for later. (Bill Clinton Imitation) Heh..Heh How did that get there....
1 posted on 09/22/2011 8:37:56 AM PDT by jakerobins
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White trash grifters, those Clintoons.

2 posted on 09/22/2011 8:40:09 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Its the asteroid Joe Dirt had.


3 posted on 09/22/2011 8:42:40 AM PDT by Sybeck1 (Why does so few (IA, NH, SC) decide so much?)
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The only thing Hill and Clintbilly forgot was to take it with them when they left the White House.

I guess they were so busy packing antique furniture and china into the vans—not to speak of FBI records—that they just plain forgot about it.


4 posted on 09/22/2011 8:42:57 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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How about checking for those missing FBI files as well.


5 posted on 09/22/2011 8:43:41 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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Heh. No doubt the moon rock was merely there to weigh down a birth certificate.


7 posted on 09/22/2011 8:44:38 AM PDT by Palter (Even liberals need jobs.)
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The rock and a state flag were originally affixed to the plaque They affixed a multi-million dollar moon rock to a plaque? UGH!!!
9 posted on 09/22/2011 8:44:38 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Shaking My Head on a daily basis)
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Better put some ice on that.

Oh wait. Better put that on ice.


10 posted on 09/22/2011 8:45:38 AM PDT by barstoolblues (proud member of the sunzab itches club)
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Better put some ice on that.

Oh wait. Better put that on ice.


11 posted on 09/22/2011 8:45:54 AM PDT by barstoolblues (proud member of the sunzab itches club)
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The rock, worth millions of dollars

Why do conservatives make such poor investigative journalists/dirt diggers? If he had been a Republican, this would've been all over the front page of the New York Times within a year.

It should have played a role in his impeachment and even today it ought to put him in prison.

15 posted on 09/22/2011 8:49:41 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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Moon rock?

NOT

It’s the box of rocks he was keeping just in case he ever had to prove he was the ‘smartest President’ in American history!!


18 posted on 09/22/2011 8:52:41 AM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change. " Robert Anthony)
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>>> Long-Lost Moon Rock Turns Up In Clinton Papers

Only worth a few millions?

If only we can get away as cheaply after the Obamas are done with his term ........


19 posted on 09/22/2011 8:54:34 AM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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Probably used it for his famous "package" shot,

or for the beach at Normandy


20 posted on 09/22/2011 8:54:34 AM PDT by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.....Eagle Scout since Sep 9, 1970)
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Bill misplaced it after using it to impress some broad.


22 posted on 09/22/2011 8:58:02 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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Damnit! Quit jumping to conclusions that it was Bill! Maybe it was Hillary’s? Did the batteries fall out of “the rock”?


23 posted on 09/22/2011 8:58:51 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Here is a simple (and probably fictional) explanation:

Someone handed the rock to Governor Clinton and told him it was "Moonrock". He thanked the person and set the rock aside, thinking it was some kind of new drug. Later, after unsuccessfully trying to smoke it, he got hold of some REAL 'rock' and got 'all smoked up'.

Early the next afternoon he woke up with a bad headache and NO memory of the "Moonrock". When he later found it under the sofa-bed in the governor's office, he thought: "What a cool rock, one of my bitches must have left it for me". He put it on his desk and began using as a paperweight. When he left office, the "Moonrock" ended up in a copier paper box of stuff cleaned off his desk, and was later shipped to the Whitehouse and then to his office in Harlem.

It could have happened to ANYONE... ...anyone who was the amoral, coke-fiend governor of a poor southern state who later got elected president of the United States because a crazy midget ran as a third party candidate (twice), that is...

24 posted on 09/22/2011 9:05:32 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't Blame Me, I voted for Kodos!)
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I’m surprised it didn’t turn up in Sandy Berger’s pants.


27 posted on 09/22/2011 10:00:34 AM PDT by Mr. Bird
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To: All

People people people: Do not be fooled. This is just a planted story, true or not, it doesn’t matter. It puts Clinton—THE Clintons—in the news and not in a bad way.

Note the recent spate of “news” stories with Bill Clinton out there recently.

Something’s up with the Clintons. It’s got to be Hillary running. She’s probably right now at a fat farm and getting botoxed in preparation. Her photographers are probably going through a professional photoshop refresher class as we speak.


28 posted on 09/22/2011 10:01:59 AM PDT by Auntie Mame (Fear not tomorrow. God is already there.)
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Slick Willy getting his rocks off.


30 posted on 09/22/2011 10:24:14 AM PDT by rfp1234 (Anybody but Baracchio in 2012)
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The one gift the Clintonists gave America is the gift that keeps on giving. That was making a deal with the banksters to drop loan qualification standards and turn our real estate market into a scam of low income loans.

He and Rubin crashed the whole American middle class, investors, and banks globally with this number.


31 posted on 09/22/2011 11:23:09 AM PDT by SaraJohnson
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I suspect the missing letters on all the typewriters & keyboards are also in those archives.

In light of all the bad behavior the Clintons participated in while in the White House, I surely don’t see how the Dems would want either of them back into that place in the future.


32 posted on 09/22/2011 12:02:37 PM PDT by ridesthemiles
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