[TexasKamaAina]

From the article:

For Walmart's part, "this is obviously not the type of behavior we would expect from people at our stores..."

I don't have to comment; the joke writes itself.

[Average Al]

For Walmart's part, "this is obviously not the type of behavior we would expect from people at our stores..."

Yeah, we normally expect them to beat on our greeters and steal us blind.

[danielmryan]

For Walmart's part, "this is obviously not the type of behavior we would expect from people at our stores..."

Paging Senator Blutowski: Sir, you've been Outdone!