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Woman charged after pelting husband with cupcakes
Chicago Tribune ^ | October 16, 2011 | Dan Hinkel

Posted on 10/16/2011 4:35:09 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

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61 posted on 10/16/2011 9:38:31 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Notice how the Democrat party is all Democratic now)
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To: TheOldLady

That could raise a welt, you betcha.


62 posted on 10/16/2011 10:09:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ApplegateRanch; bigheadfred; TigersEye; JoeProBono; TheOldLady; Lazamataz

Sounds like baking and (not) entering.


63 posted on 10/17/2011 1:34:23 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Lady Jag; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

“And another boot to the head for Jenny and the Wimp!”

He’s crying due to being hit with cupcakes?
I’d have been laughing my butt off.


64 posted on 10/17/2011 2:16:53 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

An eye for an eye.


65 posted on 10/17/2011 2:23:19 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: mikrofon; Daffynition; null and void; Slings and Arrows
she reached for the box of desserts and directed a fusillade of snack cakes at his head and body, her husband told police.

Never, ever turn your back on Little Debbie.


66 posted on 10/17/2011 2:40:16 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Ezekiel

It’s those soulless dead eyes and demonic grin.


67 posted on 10/17/2011 2:54:02 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: SunkenCiv; ApplegateRanch; bigheadfred; TigersEye; JoeProBono; Lazamataz

A salt and batter-y


68 posted on 10/17/2011 4:14:56 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Ezekiel

She’s crazy. You can see it in the eyes.


69 posted on 10/17/2011 4:15:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Darksheare; Daffynition
It’s those soulless dead eyes and demonic grin.

Noone can honestly say, "I didn't know".


70 posted on 10/17/2011 4:20:23 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Ezekiel; Daffynition

Great... now I have a borderline blasphemous scene of the Judgement in my head starring those devil squares.
That’s horrible.


71 posted on 10/17/2011 4:24:49 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I've always suspected that Miss Debbie (of Addams Family Values fame) was inspired by Little Debbie the sinister snack cake vixen.
72 posted on 10/17/2011 4:36:21 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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73 posted on 10/17/2011 4:58:17 AM PDT by Daffynition (“There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord.” ~ Homer)
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To: Daffynition; Darksheare

Transfats kill. Now we know the truth! Fight the smears!


74 posted on 10/17/2011 6:11:28 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Ezekiel

The grocery store just became a cold, cold place.


75 posted on 10/17/2011 7:40:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Darksheare; Lady Jag; Slings and Arrows; ApplegateRanch; bigheadfred; TigersEye; JoeProBono; ...
I once commented on an old girlfriend's muffintop...

...and had a lot more series things than cupcakes thrown at me.

76 posted on 10/17/2011 7:41:29 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: ApplegateRanch

“Almost as bad as when a SIL ‘substituted’ baking soda for baking powder (she was out) in her Lemon Drop Cookies. It became quickly clear that they were Don’t Drop Them Cookies.”

BOL! A couple of decades ago, one of our younger relatives was dating a good looking/nice gal, aka Bimbo. Her problem was that her elevator stopped a few stories below her brain.

She wanted to bring her special cake to a holiday dinner.

We had several guests over so sample/gourge on the great foods prepared by our family and friends. The meal was superb, and we cleared the table off for the bimbo’s cake.

The same thing had happen. The cake could have been used as a bunker buster bomb. A few guests were polite, however, one relative, who was a chef removed the cake to prevent dental and other body damages.

The Bimbo was out of the potential family roster after that. We feel sorry for her current family and children as we continue to hear stories of her kitchen mishaps.


77 posted on 10/17/2011 7:57:25 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION IS DESTROYING AMERICA-LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO THE WHITE HOUSE!)
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To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; JoeProBono

Every man I know would have laughed at it.

But one fellow I heard about on the police scanner might have called police because he called the cops when his girlfriend’s cat bit him.


78 posted on 10/17/2011 9:00:42 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Notice how the Democrat party is all Democratic now)
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I'm callin' the cops!

79 posted on 10/17/2011 9:25:27 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Notice how the Democrat party is all Democratic now)
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To: Ezekiel; Daffynition

Ack, those smears from the Little Debbie cakes are evil.
They don’t come off your fingers OR out of your clothes.


80 posted on 10/17/2011 10:13:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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