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The Constitution (aka "The Living Document") has been changed, if not yet in word {by some sort of musty, cumbersome, impractical, old "Amendment Process,} in deed. Article II as now interpreted means, ".... anyone born, or claiming to have been born, somewhere near the sovereign territory of the United States, or any state for that matter, and able to provide digitally created documentation of same, is hereby declared a "Natural Born Citizen," and eligible for the rights and privileges thereunto, including but not limited to standing as a candidate for President or Vice-President.
The previous interpretation of "Natural Born Citizen," i.e., the quaint, antediluvian notion that such status required two (2) parents not of the same sex who are both US Citizens, even if Naturalized, is hereby superseded."
Historical Background: Chester A. Arthur, a white man, succeeded in lying his way around this archaic requirement, so it is only fair that a mulatto of equally dubious provenance be allowed to get away with it. It's about the fairness.
Practical Example: Cute little Hector Moctezuma, born early this AM to illegal aliens (ooo, so sorry! "undocumented workers")in Los Angeles, CA, is not only granted citizenship, but "Natural Born Citizen" status and he and his proud parents are also hereby registered as Democrats and declared eligible to vote in local, state, and of course federal elections. I know you will join me in supporting the Moctezuma Presidential Campaign in 2048.
Do try and keep up with the trends, folks. OK?