To: NormsRevenge
My favorite was one of my co-workers who flew to Florida for temporary duty with his flight gear in his bag. The TSA guy could figure out how to turn on his emergency beacon, but couldn’t figure out how to turn it off. He put it back in the bag in the on position and put the bag on the plane.
2 posted on
10/26/2011 6:34:30 PM PDT by
USNBandit
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
To: NormsRevenge
TSA Agent
*professionalism not included.
3 posted on
10/26/2011 6:34:32 PM PDT by
Molon Labbie
("It's free, swipe your EBT!")
To: NormsRevenge
What’s worse... getting a note from the TSA about your vibrator or announcing it to the world?!
4 posted on
10/26/2011 6:37:59 PM PDT by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: NormsRevenge
Anything in your checked baggage has always been fair game for theivery,
and that has been the case since long before there was ever a TSA.
It has not changed, and may have even gotten worse.
To: NormsRevenge
She lives in NYC and is very liberal, I wonder if Bill Clinton has summoned her to Harlem for a meeting yet.
10 posted on
10/26/2011 6:52:25 PM PDT by
capydick
(''Life's tough.......it's even tougher if you're stupid.'')
To: NormsRevenge
Pff. Girl has no sense of humor. I’d have laughed heartily and kept that note as a souvenir.
13 posted on
10/26/2011 6:53:18 PM PDT by
A_perfect_lady
(Islam is as Islam does.)
To: NormsRevenge
If you want your porn to be a secret, don’t take it on a plane trip.
18 posted on
10/26/2011 7:02:38 PM PDT by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: NormsRevenge
Jill Filipovic, of Brooklyn, who flew from Newark Liberty Airport to Dublin over the weekend opened her luggage Monday morning to discover a personalized note on an official TSA form, reading “GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL.”
Truth is stranger (and funnier) than fiction.
21 posted on
10/26/2011 7:09:50 PM PDT by
arderkrag
(Georgia is God's Country. LOOKING FOR ROLEPLAYERS. Check Profile.)
To: NormsRevenge
Hmmm, wonder how TSA caught the guilty screener. They either pulled everybody working that shift into the office and told them, “We know you did it,” to see who would start stammering and freaking out, or they just fired somebody they didn’t like. Probably #2.
To: NormsRevenge
It should require no genius of ethics to realize that this “worker” should be fired immediately, with no letter of recommendation.
Yet another sign of the utterly debased times in which we’re living.
To: NormsRevenge
Babe as good-looking as that and she has to travel with a vibrator.
Definitely spending too much time with liberal men.
To: NormsRevenge
is she related to Cro Cop?
29 posted on
10/26/2011 7:27:37 PM PDT by
GlockThe Vote
(The Obama Adminstration: 2nd wave of attacks on America after 9/11)
To: NormsRevenge
I guess the note would have been appropriate had it been a REALLY LARGE vibrator?
40 posted on
10/26/2011 7:46:22 PM PDT by
Red6
To: NormsRevenge
Not tonight, I have fresh batteries........
What starts with a Hmmmmmmmmm and ends with an OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Excuse me, is that a battery in your pocket??????
Her toughest question of the day, nicad or lithium?
50 posted on
10/27/2011 12:58:47 AM PDT by
Lockbox
(`)
To: NormsRevenge
".......appropriate disciplinary action has been initiated"Do tell us Janet, exactly what is the appropriate disciplinary action. No playing with others' toys for 30 days?
51 posted on
10/27/2011 1:05:54 AM PDT by
Lockbox
(`)
To: NormsRevenge
"So... I didn't lose the contest..?"
To: NormsRevenge
Definitely Bush's fault!
58 posted on
10/27/2011 6:15:09 AM PDT by
outofsalt
("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
To: NormsRevenge
61 posted on
10/27/2011 6:05:16 PM PDT by
kcvl
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