If someone had done that to one of my ex-wives, a return note would have named seconds, and established a time on a misty field somewhere.
Of course, later, I would have regretted agreeing to a duel with sledgehammers.... But gentlemen do not make a scene of pawing wimmen's underthings.
Or else. And harumph, for good measure.
/johnny
I would like to have a bourbon with you sometime, sir. I like the way you look at the world.