my Boys got clobbered by them galldurned Uggles! My plan was based on an earlier event... 
but mine went terribly wrong!
I paid this Alien acquaintance of mine to whiz by in his UFO... 
and sprinkle some Cosmic Loser Dust on the Iggles, making them unable to get any offense or defense going .
Dude, what the heck... 
happened?
Sorry, I forgot about it being Galactic Fallback Light Speed Savings Time... 
and I got to earth a week early.
Didn't you notice Dallas and the Iggles... 
not playing when you whizzed by?
Look, Bend, all Earthers... 
look alike to me.
Gadzooks! Serves me right... 
for trying to fix the game--
Did you learn... 
a lesson here, Bend?
What lesson... 
big?
Never eat donuts... 
just before you wind your watch--
Well, Tom, what do you have to say... 
about Benders game fixing stunt?
Don, there is no substitute for for 100% hard work... 
and 110% preparation to insure success on the football field.
And, frankly, Don, I never did meet an Alien Gray... 
that I could trust far enough to spit!