[Johnny B.]

Why don’t you threaten me again, you little woos?

Wow! You're a belligerent drunk, aren't you?

Maybe you should just go and sleep it off.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Maybe you should vote for Ubama, because state-controlled media is going to smear any actual conservative candidate, and you won't want to be associated with any candidate who has been smeared.

You've probably had a lot of experience being drunk, so I'll leave that commentary to you.