Posted on 12/11/2011 1:49:51 PM PST by VC2012
Now that’s what I call a zot!
Dear Ass Clown,
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don’t you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You’re a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren’t an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been “right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
I Hope This Helps...
“It’s either Romney or Obama.”
It’s either a broken neck or a bullet in the brain....get lost Romneybutt.
[ A vote for any other Republican candidate is, to varying degrees, a decision to keep Obama in the White House for four more years. ]
Before the primarys even before “iowa” this is pure propaganda..
Propaganda for weak minds obviously by RINOs.. or worse..
Newt is the ONLY one with a comprehensive PLAN shown on his website..
But anything can happen.. no one even knows who the Tea Party members ARE..
OR how they will VOTE.. So soon Nov. 2010 is forgotten..
Remember Nov. 2010.. when all the know it alls were WRONG...
The TpCaucus voting block will go for Michele Bachmann unless she does something stupid..
(like miss the Trump debate).... <— Ugh Oh!..
After last night’s debates, Newt sold me when he stood up for Israel. Romney look like a dithering fool.
I strongly disagree with this. The only way that Romney could win against Obama would be if Obama were caught in bed, on camera, with Barney Frank — and maybe not even then.
Romney’s biggest problem is that his positions are so all over the map that nobody is sure what he believes — other than he wants to be the President. He doesn’t connect with the voters. They don’t like him, they don’t trust him, they resent that he somehow feels he “deserves” to be President and they really wish he would just GO AWAY.
He’s another McCain-Dole choice. How well has THAT worked for us in the past?
Newt has a lot of baggage, and he’s certainly not my first choice, but once I get past the distaste of having to consider him at all, I do find things about him that I can appreciate and agree with. He does have the ability to excite the voters and he can motivate them.
A lot would depend on his running mate. If he chose Cain or Palin, I think he could get enormous traction, generate huge excitement and, providing he doesn’t stick his foot in his mouth up to his kneecap (a possibility, I admit), he could blast Obama all the way to Kenya.
You are my hero.
GFYerslf....
and buy bye
fubo will destroy this country.... mcromney will destroy this country... they are one and the same, the only difference is mcromney puts an r after his name... if the next president wants to destroy this country, then let it be fubo... at least we can get him impeached in the first year of his second term... get the tea partiers in the house and senate, and he or his minions will be kept in check....
hey! i wuz gonna post dat!
LOL
“A lot would depend on his running mate. If he chose Cain or Palin, I think he could get enormous traction, generate huge excitement and ...”
Howsabout Jindal, Rubio or Ryan? That would be excitement and traction.
Yup, and VC2012 was sitting in the top of the tree.
The Paultards and Mittbots are on some strong drugs.
Give it to him again, Jim! HARDER.
Rubio possibly — but he has constitutional issues.
Jindal or Ryan? I don’t know enough about them to even hazard a guess. And that’s a problem. If he gets the nomination, whoever Newt selects is going to have to be a “known brand”.
Cain and Palin already have huge followings and immense name recognition.
Sometimes the subtleties escape me.
The author has it wrong. If conservatives allow Romney to get the nomination, we will get NOTHING but Romneys shoved at us each time.
By the way. Condescending snottiness neither wins friends nor influences people.
And as appealing as regifted fruitcake.
You're right about that. Nothing secret about it.
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