that meet with Obama was so good I think I threw out my shoulder! Now, Re COUNTrecount's posts:
Looking up at old Barn in all his glory... 
I feel it is only fair that I post this... 
for all the guys who like gals!
And being Fair 'n Balanced, I post this... 
for all the gals who like gals--
It is not logical, Bender... 
for the temperature to be low enough in the House of Representatives to produce that results.
It is so, Spock, if I... 
am in Barney's line of sight!
Well, if both Shep and Barney are here, I'm covering up my assets... 
and getting out of Dodge!
Come home to Momma Megyn, Bendy... 
and I'll keep your assets warm!
Now, who, I ask... 
can refuse an invite like that?
Maybe he was "twowwing for qweews with his two-button t-shirt.
Apparently, Bawney likes to mingle with the rough trade.
Bookmarking for a potentially classic thread.
The ligament he was refering to was the one that led from his body to his head. He had no use for that thing on top of his head for anything!
Switch hands once in a while.
Works wonders.
Twisted his arm removing a fanny plug?
He looks more and more like his sister!