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" You sure have a lot of time for posting snarks about people who don’t believe just the way you think they should. All this research, finding and posting these excerpts, making little cracks and jokes, highlighting the words you specially like, finding the flaws in other Freepers’ thinking—this must have taken hours and hours. And here we are the next morning, and you’re still at it. It makes me wonder why you’re so obsessed with Mormons, and with the incorrect thinking of the rest of us. Might be a good idea to devote some of that time to prayer instead. "

in the time it took you to decide how to say "shut up" in the most self-righteous way imaginable

you could have baptized anne frank another dozen times

isn't she gettin soggy by now?

ANNE FRANK: Hi Jehovah, how are you

GOD ALMIGHTY: Okay, Anne I can't complain...hey Anne, your robe is dripping wet did you go swimming?

ANNE FRANK: No, it's those crazy mormons again

GOD ALMIGHTY: I know, they tick Me off sometimes too...I've decided to let some of them into Heaven, though ANNE FRANK: Really? That's nice of you

GOD ALMIGHTY: Yeah, they're so passionate about dunking I thought I'd let some of them work in the laundry

ANNE FRANK: (laughter)...thanks for the lift, GOD...I'm going to go find a hair dryer

GOD ALMIGHTY: Don't forget to take an umbrella with you

ANNE FRANK: (laughter) GOD you're too much

GOD ALMIGHTY: (sigh) And yet for some people I AM just not enough...