If anyone needs drugs it is the fans who watch this boring sport, not the players. ;-)
I agree I just don't know which drug would work.
If it was a drug with speed in it I wouldn't hang around and watch it. I would go to the local mall and watch eye candy.
If it had downers it would put me to sleep faster than just watching the stupid game without drugs or beer.
Baseball is a pastoral sport. We’re not a pastoral people. Having said that, pro basketball is much more boring...and half the league gets into the playoffs.