This story is just awesome. Apparently, the meth user stole Nadia's Radio Shack giftcard. Nadia then threatened that if he didn't give it back, she'd get her husband's security detail to beat up the meth dude. The meth dude didn't give back the gift card, but by then, Nadia was all horny again. So she had sex with him. But she couldn't find a babysitter so she took her eight year old son to the hotel room (well, it was a suite, so presumably he wasn't in the same room). Then the meth dude got violent or something, probably because they were both high as kites, so she called the cops. Now both the meth dude and Nadia are in rehab, again.
So are they going to make a Lifetime move of all this? Who would play Nadia? If Lindsay Lohan died her hair black, I bet she would have no difficulty playing a crazy woman drug addict. Who would be good as Bill Lockyer? Gary Busey?
What would be a cool title if they made this into a lifetime movie? Defaulted Vows, Defaulted Bonds? Or: The Lockyer Saga: Moral and Fiscal Bankruptcy. Californication: Public Sector Edition.
