Okay.... If I get run over while I'm crossing the street... I wanna make real sure it is by a goofball driving a new volvo....
1 posted on
03/08/2012 4:36:10 PM PST by
kjam22
To: kjam22
I think we have the plot for the next MTV Jackass episode.
2 posted on
03/08/2012 4:37:07 PM PST by
dfwgator
(Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
To: kjam22; a fool in paradise
It's really nice to wear!
To: kjam22
Kids aren’t allowed to sit in front seats of vehicles because they air bag could kill them - will they now not be allowed to cross the street?
5 posted on
03/08/2012 4:42:16 PM PST by
libertarian27
(Check my profile page for the FReeper Online Cookbook 2011)
To: kjam22
Ummmm.....really bad news.
How long before the nanny-state gov't decides this is just great and mandates that ALL new cars have this?
And how much will it cost us?
To: kjam22
It'll work for scooter riders as well!
To: kjam22
11 posted on
03/08/2012 4:48:01 PM PST by
Himyar
To: kjam22
That’s not the FIRST human airbag....there’s one occupying the White Hut right NOW!
14 posted on
03/08/2012 4:56:56 PM PST by
traditional1
(Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
To: kjam22
Soon the federal government will require us all to wear these when we venture outdoors.
15 posted on
03/08/2012 4:57:13 PM PST by
Iron Munro
("Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight he'll just kill you." John Steinbeck)
To: kjam22
Pedestrian airbags? That’s gonna take all the fun right out of the old honeymoon.
17 posted on
03/08/2012 5:08:40 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: kjam22
I’ve got a better approach.
The car will detect them before they are hit, and send a text message to their phone: “Look up! There’s a car coming!”
To: kjam22
Will the airbag know which way to deploy in England?
To: kjam22
The first thing I thought of was the Michelin Man.
21 posted on
03/08/2012 7:02:07 PM PST by
Erasmus
(BHO: New supreme leader of the homey rollin' empire.)
To: kjam22
We need them in California! I hate California pedestrians! They’ve been told so many times that they have the right of way over a car, that they totally forget that’s supposed to be *in a crosswalk* or at a corner, not just any old place they feel like it. Darned Californians leap out in front of cars like a bunch of frightened gazelles! I have come *this close* to hitting a pedestrian a bunch of times since we moved here. Stick one of those puffballs on the front of my car!
22 posted on
03/08/2012 10:16:55 PM PST by
Hetty_Fauxvert
(If you back Newt . . . then SEND HIM MONEY!! "Be Breitbart, Baby!")
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