Ha! You nailed it. The fastest way to bring a screeching halt to this madness is to get two guys to pretend to be gay, pretend to convert to Islam and demand to be married at the most lunatic filled Jihadi generating mosque they can find. At that point we could all sit back with our popcorn and beer and enjoy the three ring circus that would immediately ensue.
If they do that, can they have four gay spouses—each?