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1 posted on 04/13/2012 10:04:53 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Lots of haunting going on in lots of houses these days.

For example, there’s a demonic presence occupying the White House, and it will have to be dragged out of there, kicking and screaming and spitting and cursing, on January 20th.


2 posted on 04/13/2012 10:09:36 AM PDT by The Electrician ("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
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The team didn't find evidence of intelligence in the house.

I'll bet.

3 posted on 04/13/2012 10:14:20 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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The couple and Callan's two children claim that there is a demonic presence in their new home.

Turning off MSNBC should take care of that....

5 posted on 04/13/2012 10:15:39 AM PDT by apillar
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The couple reported, “Clothes and towels being thrown all over the floor and light switches being turned on”. Oh dear me... I must have one, too. All this time, I’ve been yelling at the kids! My ghost likes to leave peanut butter smears on the walls and leaves the toilet seat up.


7 posted on 04/13/2012 10:35:04 AM PDT by momtothree
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I smell a book/movie deal!


8 posted on 04/13/2012 10:40:44 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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