[mamelukesabre]

Hmmm, interesting choice of weapons...baseball bats, hammers, and nunchucks.

I vote for “hammer” as the best weapon in this instance...especially a ball peen hammer...or even better, a lead dead-blow hammer.

[jmacusa]

Aside from a gun I’d prefer a pick-axe handle. Hickory or Ash Maple. Four feet of solid whup-ass.